Archive for the ‘madness’ Category

RIP HP Sauce

Friday, March 16th, 2007

HP-RIP The last bottle of HP Sauce was manufactured in the Birmingham factory where it had been made for over 100 years early this morning. US company, Heinz, who bought HP two years ago are now going to have it manufactured in the Netherlands. West Midlands MPs have protestested both against the closure of the factory (with the loss of 125 jobs) and its move to the Netherlands while retaining the trademark image of the Houses of Parliament (thus the name HP). Heinz say they will not be removing the image but some MPs want it banned from the cafeterias and restaurants at the Houses of Parliament. This recent HP advertisement also markets its ‘Britishness’ (although its more unsophisticated elements).

I will not use HP again so I will have to find my own recipe.

Response to FGW bad service from Department for Transport

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

I wrote to my MP Robert Key (Salisbury) about my concerns and complaints about First Great Western’s service in my area. He on my behalf wrote to Tom Harris MP, Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Transport, from the Department for Transport. Here is a summary of the reply. It seems to me that the assurances given to the Government by FGW were empty when you consider the outcome of the meeting held between the More Train Less Strain campaign and Alison Forster of FGW on 13 March.

I would like to thank Robert Key for his assistance with my complaint.

Summary (letter dated 2 March 2007)

-When seeking bids for the franchise DfT issued a Service Level Committment specifying the minimum service requirements.
-It is the operator’s responsibility to plan the timetable and deployment of rolling stock “in accordance with passenger needs.” (my emphasis)
-FGW has accepted responsibility for underestimating the capactiy required for the 10 December timetable and “has subsequently made a number of changes.” (my emphasis)
-When the poor performance of FGW was raised in the House of Commons on 24 January, Ministers were given assurances by FGW “that appropriate measures are now being taken.” (my emphasis)
-DfT will continue to monitor the FGW franchise to ensure they meet their committments to Ministers and the public.
-On the question of fare rises, while commuter and long distance Saver Return fares are DfT regulated, other fares are unregulated and train operators can set them on a “commercial basis.”

There are several points in this letter that are incompatible with Alison Forster’s responses yesterday. A couple of instances, she said:”we are not going to have any new trains during our franchise.” This may meet their slippery promises to Ministers but certainly not to the public. FGW also say they have, “sufficient rolling stock capacity to meet demand,” but clearly current performance shows that this is not “according to passenger needs” which Tom Harris cited in his letter, and also not true since they themselves admitted that they underestimated stock after timetable reductions on 10 December 2006.

So exactly what is FGW’s Service Level Committment and why is the committment to the Government and not to passengers/customers? I will do some digging on the FGW website and the DfT website and try and find out more.

Signalling cock-up

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

There’s not much to be said about this. Signalling work in the Portsmouth area has been going on for weeks causing considerable problems for commuters and other passengers. Network Rail have managed to screw up the entire installation of signalling equipment. I hope you look forward to raised fares next year for the pleasure.

Snow to cost Britain millions

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

Why is this country so crap at dealing with extremes of weather – and even these aren’t extreme when compared with other places on the planet. A couple of inches of snow and railway points stop working, people lose the ability to drive with extra caution (or be sensible and stay at home), can’t clear public thoroughfares over-night and generally look bemused.

The impact of the distruption was described by the aptly named David Frost from the British Chambers of Commerce:

“It is expected that the lateness and loss of work hours caused by transport disruptions will cost the British economy up to £400 million.”

It is sad that such a lack of imagination is evident among such commentators. Do we have to measure everything in terms of loss or gain of money? Is not the fact that the gentle covering of snow which we get so rarely in most parts is a joy to behold? Why not go out and leave a fat ball for your wild garden birds (if you garden is not a concrete driveway) and enjoy the view.

Packed trains are safer

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

…according to Rail Chiefs.

It’s weird how it’s ok for trains to be over-crowded but not cars or planes…

Robbing Peter to pay Paul

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

Cornwall lost services on two of its branch lines for an entire week to salve the cuts made in the Bristol area. They said it was only for a week, but is this not setting a bad precedent?

The cuts and bad service I have been discussing seem to be the product of badly written franchise agreements, greedy directors and shareholders and a government who doesn’t want the problem of creating an excellent train service, save to keep feeding people into London which – the Department for Transport’s only priority for the railways. To hell with the rest of us.

In my correspondence with Passenger Focus, the rail passengers representative body, they said:

3 January 2007

“Some of the reasoning behind this change is because of a Government initiative where there is a clause added to First Great Western’s franchise agreement. This clause basically means that they must provide extra capacity to the severely overcrowded London routes. As the extra capacity needed have come from elsewhere, services such as yours have had carriages or even services removed. While I do understand why this has needed to be introduced, I can also see where this is in turn creating problems for other parts of the country.”

The PF representative went on to say:

“We feel that the long term solution to solving the rolling stock problem is investment, but accept that at this point in time train operators have to do what they can to manage the stock they have within the individual financial climate of their franchise.”

I am currently investigating current profit margins and other financial aspects of the First Great Western franchise. They claim they are investing 2 million pounds in the network. I think this is a piddling amount after what they spend on unecessary advertising and the payout to directors and shareholders.

Help us save the trains

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

You may have heard or read about the recent cuts made to services on First Great Western’s network in South West England. This has affected my journeys to and from Salisbury and Southampton with many services cancelled or severely delayed. I reported my disappointment to Salisbury Journal who covered the story as Rail Passenger Fury Over Rises. The changes came in in the Winter timetable 2006/07. I would like to publish some of the correspondence I have had with various parties including FGW here and use this blog to support campaigns such as Save the Train. Today, FGW issued an apology of sorts, reported by the BBC here. Over 900 people have signed a petition about the appalling service to 10 Downing Street. Why not join us? (more…)

0870 phone rip-off

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

There’s no eloquent way of putting this but are you fed-up of being kept on hold on an expensive non-geographic 0870 number usually waiting to complain about something that isn’t your fault and being made to pay for the pleasure? The reason the cost of these phone calls is so much higher than normal calls is because the company you are phoning takes a cut of all calls made to them.
Say no to 0870 is an excellent website that lists many land-line numbers of commonly used companies including banks and utilities. Use them.

Coke for breakfast

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

I took this photo on the train into work one morning. Someone was drinking Coca Cola, presumably for breakfast. However, drinking Coca Cola at any time of day is bad enough, not only for its horrendous chemical properties (have you seen how shiny it makes your loo bowl??) but also for the company’s most unethical practices, syphoning off irrigation water in India for one and also reports of the company using Indians and others as ‘guinea pigs’ to test human tolerance for pesticide chemicals.

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Shaved cheddar & salad

Monday, July 3rd, 2006

This was my mediocre sandwich for lunch just now. It was made by a catering company the university uses called ‘Daily Bread‘, apparently the Queen’s sandwich maker. Poor woman. While browsing the myriad ingredients that went to make up this sandwich I noticed, in 6 pt print,

Good luck England in the next round!!!

This is stranger than the Believe chocolate. The sandwich is definitely in date (4 July 2006) which warrants two observations. Either the sandwich makers are delluded and will still sit down to watch England in the semi-finals of the FIFA World Cup even though the team was knocked out by Portugal on Saturday, or they made the sandwich some time before then.

I’m not sure what’s worse. Please tell me.